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英語打油詩
英語打油詩
學(xué)習(xí)英語是一個需要堅持的過程，平時需要老師的輔導(dǎo)以外，家長們平時對小朋友的引導(dǎo)也很重要，平時可以給小朋友找一些英語打油詩培養(yǎng)小朋友的語感，這樣對小朋友的英語也能提升喔。
Evening red and morning gray,
Send the traveler on his way,
Evening gray and morning red,
Bring the rain upon his head.
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what is pink?
A rose is pink,
By the fountain’s brink,
What is blue? The sky is blue.
Where the clouds float through,
What is yellow? Pears are yellow,
Rich, ripe and mellow.
What is green? The grass is green,
With small flowers among,
What is orange? Why, An orange,
Just an orange.
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The moon is in the sky,
It is far and high,
Let’s go to the moon,
Let’s ride a rocket and fly.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
how I wonder what you are,
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
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Spring is gay with flower and song;
Summer is hot and leave cold alone,
Autumn is rich with fruit and grain,
Winter snows and brings new year too.
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There was a lady from Rica,
who rode with a smile on a tiger,
they returned from a ride,
with a lady inside,
and the smile on the face of the tiger.
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Interesting Poems
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart
i got Heart Attack
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
and if after you pray and you're still in darkness,please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
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趣味英文打油詩：女人你到底要什么
Women
女人
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
如果你親她， 那你就沒有紳士風(fēng)度
If you don't, you are not a man
可是如果你不親她， 那你就不算男子漢
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
如果你贊美她， 她會認為你只是在奉承她
If you don't, you are good for nothing
但要是你不贊美她， 那你就一無是處了
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
如果你完全同她的話， 那你真無能
If you don't, you are not understanding
要是你不同意， 那就表示你根本不理解她
If you make romance, you are an "experienced man"
假如你把氣氛控制得很浪漫， 你就一定是情場老手
If you don't you are half a man
如果不是， 那你根本還不夠成熟
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
如果你太常去找她， 她會覺得煩膩
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
但是如果你不去找她， 她會責(zé)備你欺騙她的感情
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
你要是穿得帥一點， 她會說你是花花公子
If you don't, you are a dull boy
穿得破爛點， 那你又是笨頭笨腦的家伙
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
如果你吃醋， 她會說這樣是不對的
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
可是如果你完全不吃醋， 她又會認為你根本不愛她
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
你如你試圖對她調(diào)情， 她會認為你不尊重她
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
但要是你一直規(guī)規(guī)矩矩的， 她又會覺得你不喜歡她
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
你若是遲到一分鐘， 她會抱怨等得多累多苦
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
要是她自己遲到了， 她會說女孩子約會遲到是理所當(dāng)然的
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
如果你去找你的朋友， 她說你亂花時間
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
如果是她， 她會說 "喔， 這很自然啊， 女孩子都是這樣"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
如果你偶而才吻她一下， 她會到處說你這人很冷漠
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
如果你經(jīng)常吻她， 她會大叫說你吃她豆腐
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
如果你過馬路的時候沒有照顧她， 那你這人缺乏道德
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
要是你小心照顧她過馬路， 她又會說這是男人的花招
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
你若是凝視某個女人， 她會指責(zé)你到處對女生調(diào)情
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
如果是其他男人瞪著她看， 她會說他們只是欣賞而已
If you talk, she wants you to listen
如果你跟她說話， 她希望你只要聽就好
If you listen, she wants you to talk
如果你只傾聽， 她又要你和她說話
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN"
上天啊， 你創(chuàng)照了這些叫做女人的生物
So simple, yet so complex
既簡單又復(fù)雜
So weak, yet so powerful
如此柔弱， 卻又如此強悍
So confusing, yet so desirable
讓人又惱又愛
So damning, yet so wonderful…
真是討厭又美妙……
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